There was a time when we all collectively agreed to talk to the internet like we had three brain cells left. “vet near me” “dog ate toy what do” “roof repair cheap fast” Short. Robotic. Slightly concerning. And it worked… because search engines needed it. But that version of the internet? Yeah… it’s gone. Now […]

Or: How to Stop Guessing and Start Acting Like Revenue Matters There was a time in marketing when a “qualified lead” meant someone downloaded a PDF, filled out a contact form, or accidentally clicked your ad while trying to close it. And everyone celebrated like real progress had been made. Sales said the leads were […]

There is a very specific kind of comfort in the marketing funnel. It is neat, predictable, and color coded. Usually built in PowerPoint by someone who has not talked to an actual customer since 2017. And look, I get it. Funnels make chaos feel organized. They give leadership something to point at in meetings. They […]

(Yes, even when everyone is panicking and hoarding ad dollars) Every time the economy gets weird, businesses do the same dumb thing. They freeze. They slash marketing. They obsess over “immediate ROI.” They demand leads now… but also want them cheaper, better qualified, and somehow immune to reality. Cool. Makes total sense. Here’s the uncomfortable […]

Goodbye, Traditional Agency. This is not an angry breakup. It is not even dramatic. It is that quiet moment when you realize you have outgrown something, you wish it well, and you walk away while an explosion happens behind you and you absolutely do not look back. Traditional agencies, this is that moment. You taught […]

We’ve officially reached the part of the internet where no one knows what’s real anymore. Half the posts on your feed were probably written by a large language model that thinks “having a good weekend” is an acceptable personality trait. The other half? Written by someone using AI and pretending they didn’t. And that’s fine. […]

The other day I was laid up in bed with a stomach bug, which I do not wish upon anyone, and I ended watching the new Netflix documentary, “America’s Team – The Gambler and His Cowboys.” Let’s set something straight here, I do not like the Cowboy’s, I hope they never win another Super Bowl…Go […]

Let’s not sugarcoat it: every other ad channel you “think” you’ve mastered is being steamrolled by AI right now. Google Ads? CPCs are climbing while search volumes nosedive, and AI overviews are happily stealing the clicks you paid for. Social? You’re competing against bots, fake engagement, and platforms that change their algorithms more often than […]

AI didn’t just “enter” marketing — it broke into your house, drank your last LaCroix, reorganized your fridge, and is now wearing your hoodie while running ads for your competition. This isn’t a “trend.” It’s not optional. It’s a full-scale takeover of how digital marketing and business workflows operate. And here’s the part no one […]

Let’s be brutally honest: Google Ads is no longer a marketing strategy—it’s a monster. One that eats your money and spits out scraps. TL;DR: That “monster” you’re feeding is weakening—and your ROI is being hollowed out. AI: The Real Monster Rising—and It Devours Content Meanwhile, a new beast is rampaging across the marketing landscape—and it […]

By this point, you should know I relate everything back to sports; well, today is no different. Every year around late February, most division 1 college basketball programs in the United States anxiously await their fate as to whether or not they will be in the NCAA Tournament or not. If you have ever followed […]