Marketing
People Don’t Search Like Cavemen Anymore
There was a time when we all collectively agreed to talk to the internet like we had three brain cells left. “vet near me” “dog ate toy what do” “roof repair cheap fast” Short. Robotic. Slightly concerning. And it worked… because search engines needed it. But that version of the internet? Yeah… it’s gone. Now […]
“Home Wrecking”: The Private Equity Affair Happening in Home Service Marketing
There’s a phrase everyone knows. Home wrecker. Usually it shows up in gossip, reality TV, or awkward Thanksgiving conversations. It’s the person who shows up, changes the dynamic, and suddenly the relationship that seemed stable starts falling apart. Now let’s talk about the affair happening in home service marketing. Because if you run a roofing […]
The Lever Nobody Talks About in Marketing
The Lever Nobody Talks About in Marketing Most marketing conversations sound like this: “We need more leads.” Cool. From where? Usually the answer is something vague like: Google. Social media. SEO. “Brand awareness.” Which is a fancy way of saying: we’re not totally sure. And to be fair… that’s not always the business owner’s fault. […]
Agentic AI Is the Line Between Busy Marketing and Predictable Revenue
For the last two years, the business world has been yelling about AI. AI for blogs. AI for images. AI for emails. AI for social posts. All helpful. Some impressive. None of it the real shift. Because the real shift isn’t AI content. It’s Agentic AI. And that’s the moment where everything stops being interesting […]
AI Did Not Kill Marketing. It Exposed It.
Goodbye, Traditional Agency. This is not an angry breakup. It is not even dramatic. It is that quiet moment when you realize you have outgrown something, you wish it well, and you walk away while an explosion happens behind you and you absolutely do not look back. Traditional agencies, this is that moment. You taught […]
Theft with a brand kit…
We are in a new kind of space race, and this one is not about who gets to the moon first. It is about who actually survives the next evolution of marketing. Every agency out there is screaming about AI like they just discovered fire. They are dropping words like “innovation,” “automation,” and “integration,” then […]
AISO 2.0
Everyone’s still out here trying to figure out how to rank on Google while the actual game is being rewritten in real time and most of you haven’t even noticed. Welcome to AISO 2.0, the era where search optimization stops being about keywords and backlinks and starts being about partnerships and pipelines. AISO 2.0 Let’s […]
AI Is Eating Everything…Except CTV
Let’s not sugarcoat it: every other ad channel you “think” you’ve mastered is being steamrolled by AI right now. Google Ads? CPCs are climbing while search volumes nosedive, and AI overviews are happily stealing the clicks you paid for. Social? You’re competing against bots, fake engagement, and platforms that change their algorithms more often than […]
How to Build an AI Death Star (Step by Step)
AI didn’t just “enter” marketing — it broke into your house, drank your last LaCroix, reorganized your fridge, and is now wearing your hoodie while running ads for your competition. This isn’t a “trend.” It’s not optional. It’s a full-scale takeover of how digital marketing and business workflows operate. And here’s the part no one […]
Google: The Greedy Beast Gorging on Your Budget
Let’s be brutally honest: Google Ads is no longer a marketing strategy—it’s a monster. One that eats your money and spits out scraps. TL;DR: That “monster” you’re feeding is weakening—and your ROI is being hollowed out. AI: The Real Monster Rising—and It Devours Content Meanwhile, a new beast is rampaging across the marketing landscape—and it […]
Quantity or Quality…Which Matters Most?
By this point, you should know I relate everything back to sports; well, today is no different. Every year around late February, most division 1 college basketball programs in the United States anxiously await their fate as to whether or not they will be in the NCAA Tournament or not. If you have ever followed […]
AISO + GSO or GTFO: Is Your Marketing Strategy Already Obsolete?
Here’s the truth: If your brand isn’t being found by people beforethey realize they need you, then you’re not marketing—you’replaying dress-up on the internet. Let’s cut the fluff: Marketing in 2025 isn’t about just “beingonline.” It’s about being everywhere that matters—programmatically, intelligently, and automatically. That means one thing: If you’re not built around AISO (AI […]
We Don’t Rebuild, We Reload
By this point you should know everything is a sports analogy for me. I’ll admit it, I have a sport management degree from the beautiful Liberty University; and this is why everything is a sports analogy for me. This is how I teach lessons to my kids, it’s how I relate to other people and […]
Guaranteed Money
This past Sunday Travis Hunter signed a pretty lucrative contract for himself after being drafted number two overall in the NFL draft this past April. His rookie contract is 4 years, $46.65 million dollars with $30.57 million being paid upfront and his entire contract is guaranteed. GUARANTEED MONEY! That’s what we all want as business […]
FREE AGENCY
The other night I was watching my beloved Phillies play the Miami Marlins and the announcers were talking about the pick ups that the Phillies had made during free agency and how big of an impact they had made. They were particularly talking about Max Kepler. I was looking at Kep’s stats and I was […]
Your Leads Suck
It’s a conversation as old as time… “Tommy, these leads suck man, what can we do to fix it.” “What do you mean the leads ‘suck’?,” is always my question. Here is the problem, though, no one can pin point why the leads suck; it’s just a blanket term to vocalize frustrations. Look, I get […]
Curiosity Kills the Cat
Don’t get me wrong, being curious is a good thing; however, being curious enough to completely change the direction of your marketing without proper information can KILL your company. Imagine this, you are working with a marketing agency that has been doing okay, but not great. Leads are flowing, deals are being closed, ROI is […]
PIVOT!
We’ve all seen the FRIENDS episode where Ross, Chandler and Rachel are trying to move a couch up the stairs in Ross’ apartment building. You know, the one where Ross is obnoxiously yelling, “PIVOT…PIVOT!” Do you remember why they ended up in that particular situation though? If not, I’ll tell you. Ross didn’t want to […]